It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle She'd like to do a boing boing boing boing? Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah