Confessions

歌詞

I believe that women have the right To walk the streets at night Without being afraid for their lives And I believe a woman has the right To choose what happens to her body Without suffering the judgement Of the conservative right And I believe a woman has the right To wear the clothes she likes Without being treated like dirt And I think we men are pathetic How we seem to judge aesthetic As the measure of a woman's worth I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex For making women feel like objects Fuck I love boobs though I just really love them Fuck I love boobs though I just want to rub them They're just so jooby They make me feel groovy I would rather watch boobs than a movie Ba doop-e-do I just really love boobs I believe the people are entitled To basic human rights Whether they're rich or they're poor And I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself Even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's okay That the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man I'm sure I could do a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor Fuck I love boobs though I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind, below, or above them They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I would rather own boobs than a pub Ba doop-e-do I just really love boobs I believe the planet that we live in Is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume We can go on consuming Her resources indefinitely The earth's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They are equally fun When they're twenty-one Or octogenarian They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I would rather eat a boob than a bap Ba doop-e-doop de do I just really love boobs Evolutionary theory says bosoms Are buttocks like protrusions Designed to tempt men In situations when they can't get a glimpse of your bum I find such hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says Lipstick is for making your lips look more Like the lips of a happy vagina Since they said that I can't Look my great aunt in the eye Why'd they have to say that, oh why? From the first little suck of colostrum To the grope of the nurse in the old people's hostel We're just fucking monkeys in shoes And I will always love boobs I will always love boobs