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I Just Go Nuts at Christmas

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  • 2014.12.01
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Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas On that yolly holiday I'll go in the red like a knucklehead Cuz I'll squander all my pay. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas Shopping sure drives me berserk On the day before, I rush in a store Like a pure bewildered yerk. I look at nightgowns for my wife Those black ones trimmed in red But I won't know her size and so She'll get a carpet sweeper instead. Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas When each kid hangs up his sock It's a time for kids to flip their lids While their papa goes in hock. On the night before Christmas It's still in the house My family is sleeping So I'm quiet like a mouse. I look at my watch and midnight is near I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer Down at the corner the crowd is so merry I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping They sit on my face and they yump on my belly And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly. They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle. Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother The rest of the year we don't speak to each other. After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy Then all my wife's family say Louie is right And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight. Back in the corner the radio is playing And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying "Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men" And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben. They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas But I still have lots of fun Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too Merry Christmas Everyone!

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