Chelsea baby, let's go away To some third world country Exploit the workers, rape the land Get money for dope from your old man Chelsea baby, what's with your pops Each time I call, he sends the cops Meet me at the Crumbs' show tonight Pack your shit, we'll be all right Auntie Tipper raided your underwear drawer And burned your riot grrl shirt and called you a whore And played the fascist P.M.R.C. role She wiped her butt with Maxis and Rock 'n Roll Chelsea hates her mom and Chelsea hates her dad Chelsea hates the state, she finds it very sad So grab your shit tonight, and man we'll flee And squat under a bridge in the Florida keys Chelsea baby, let's go away To some third world country Exploit the workers, rape the land Get money for dope from your old man Chelsea baby, what's with your pops Each time I call, he sends the cops Meet me at the Crumbs' show tonight Pack your shit, we'll be all right Auntie Tipper raided your underwear drawer And burned your riot grrl shirt and called you a whore And played the fascist P.M.R.C. role She wiped her butt with Maxis and Rock 'n Roll Chelsea hates her mom and Chelsea hates her dad Chelsea hates the state, she finds it very sad So grab your shit tonight, and man we'll flee And squat under a bridge in the Florida keys, go!