Ham and eggs, pork and beans I would'a had more, boys, but the cook was so mean I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry To make it on the side o' the road If I had known my captain was blind Wouldn't'a come to work, boys, when the clock struck nine I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry To make it on the side o' the road Pork and beans, pork and beans Would'a had more, but the cook was so mean I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry To make it on the side o' the road If I had known my captain was back I wouldn't'a sold that special, gun that is, that I once had Ooh well, gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry To make it on the side o' the road Ham and eggs, pork and beans Would'a had more, but the cook was so mean, ah mean I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry Oh, to make it on the side o' the road Ham and eggs, pork and beans Would'a had more, boy, but the cook was so mean I'm gonna ro-o-oll, roll in a hurry, hurry, hurry Oh, to make it on the side o' the road Oh, to make it on the side o' the road Oh, to make it on the side o' the road