Scandalous Scholastics

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And I can hear 'em talkin' in the hallways (Let 'em keep talkin') I'm always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room. Legendary Baby! I was just a snotty nosed degenerate With hit pass perfection Dodgin' teachers down to give my late ass detention Hardly a heartthrob but I made due Using those same "circle yes or no" Notes I used in grade school Folded love letters with a tab that read "pull here" Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having But who hasn't? The only difference beside the age Was the fact I acted on it And who wouldn't? A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust And they hit it off so well And I could tell the day she asked me To stay after class that it was all bad But I just bit my lip and acted all mad The bell rang, class dismissed She door shut and her skirt went up That's a Fact! And I can hear 'em talkin' in the hallways (Let 'em keep talkin') I'm always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room. Legendary Baby! We gave a brand new meaning To "after-school special" The second that our lips touched She kissed my ribs And counted each one out loud I tried my hardest not to giggle But I couldn't cause it tickled so much She pulled my pants to half-mast I said "Hurry, Miss Sin, You gonna make me late for math class" The way she praised my balls was vicious Now that's what I like to call sacrilegious One time became 20 times Before we knew it We stopped caring about where we would do it From the classroom to the bathroom And when all the students was gone We'd even do it in the staff room From F's to A's in less than 3 days Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades Made the 3rd floor shake without breakin' a sweat Goddamn it felt good to be the teacher's pet. And I can hear 'em talkin' in the hallways (Let 'em keep talkin') I'm always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room. Legendary Baby! Goodness gracious, accusations Started flyin' through the building Cruel As School Children This isn't how it was supposed to be Reminiscing "Don't Stand So Close To Me" And if it's mostly my fault for lettin' it happen But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging I mean, after all I was only 15 And she was showing me things My virgin eyes had never seen Never forget the little meeting she called But when she saw my reaction It made her appalled So basically what you're sayin' is If I don't keep tappin' that ass Then you ain't gonna let me pass Some punishment lady And as I turned towards the door I looked back She had her clothes on the floor Needless to say I passed with flying colors But my teacher was my best friend's mother. And I can hear 'em talkin' in the hallways (Let 'em keep talkin') I'm always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room. Legendary Baby! And I can hear 'em talkin' in the hallways (Let 'em keep talkin') I'm always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room. Legendary Baby! And I can hear 'em talkin' in the hallways (Let 'em keep talkin') I'm always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now I'm a legend in the locker room. Legendary Baby!