When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what's up on the Flower Bunch And when I'm walking through the front door at night I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV What's happening in this world, I don't care at all But it better not pre-empt Thursda Night Ice Hockey ball I can't even come up with my own views I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV Everybody Sing La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la... Avril Talks Pissing me off here, can you do scumbagging this shit Let's play ice f**king hockey!!!