How many of you fools set a charge Through wires and set fires in my garage Sabotage I'm coming to you fools like camouflage Guards must be crazy Stole your style from the 80s Look at that, that's yo lady? Why she look like Grady? Shady business Wanna stop and look at my profile People like me be catchin' girls With Kangol hats and argyle Style, skills I get ill everytime I rhyme Quantam's leap, stole my jeep Gonna get that fool this time Cause I'm Skee Lo Mr. 9 Millimeter With bad aim, fame Now I'm gonna live forever Never say die. Bonsai with a black eye, with a black Found out I'm eccentric Dag y'all look at my watch, I gotta jet this spot So pow! Look at this brotha with styles Freak's name is Skee Lo, Mr. 9 Millimeter Watch that, holy cow....abunga Hunger, couple-a signs from this trees The day that I became an MC It was the day that I became the Super Was the day that I became the Superman What? The superman. The day that I became the super Was the day that I became the Superman. It was the day that I became the Super Was the day that I became the Superman What? The superman. The day that I became the super Was the day that I became the Superman. I'm your idol like Michael so won't you beat it? I'm deader like Shredder, I joined the foot now I can't be defeated Mistreated MCs like it was the 80s My styles is tighter than the white leather suit of the 255 pound lady. Maybe? Maybe not. Maybe you should check that. Pop this is in your tape deck. Play me in your cassette. On channel 7, news at 11 watch these fools get hurt. Have you more confused than a Christian reading a bible in a Muslim church Come down to earth, now ask your selfly worth Losing your title in a rap recital, I've been vital since my birth MCs get hated cause they're overrated And if you last a few rounds when I can blast it You lucky you made it. I'm the most hated MC Just like Neomi, only I'll be like last year Lookin' like Gary Coleman Cause no man, no children or woman can get with the super I got the West Coast hold up And I load up your spot trooper It ain't no to-be-continued when I get in you, you get loose-a Hope that you get used to losin' So shut up and start thinking Before I leave you danglin' from my mic chords and you hear me swingin' The day that I became the Super Was the day that I became the Superman What? The superman. The day that I became the super Was the day that I became the Superman. It was the day that I became the Super Was the day that I became the Superman What? The superman. The day that I became the super Was the day that I became the Superman. Put your gun away Superman don't run away See I got x-ray, I can spot you like OJ on the freeway But anyway, we can do this all the day 'Cause I embarass more people on national television than Richard Bey Today's topic MCs who suffer through beatdowns Sit down and tell me about your last lyrical meltdown You come to battle you get beat like drums And I'm gon' put you on a bus and send you back to where you came from And I don't care if you don't like it there You go home and tell your friends I'm the mighty one AKA Skee-Lo, Mr. 9 Millimeter with bad aim Also known as Skee-Lo, you can call me Superman Super, superman Because they call him Superman (Su-superman, superman).