Stumble in the middle of the night Looking for a late night bite Slam the door, open the 'fridge All you see is stale bread Wait a second there's something in foil I hope to god it isn't spoiled Half way there i know what it is It's the chicken i ate with Johnny Stiff I love chicken I like it too We eat more chicken Than your whole damn crew We eat much chicken Just ask these musicians Eating chicken es Redeeming religion A leg, a wing, a breast, a thigh, a back We love chicken - that's a fact Suck the meat right off the fucking bone It's fun to eat with friends or dine alone Throw it on the 'que and burn it u Crispy on the outside then it's donde A plate of wings and a bucket of hot sauce too And to wash it down and stinky brew will do