You think you`re pretty and ya, you think you`re smart That`s two things you got wrong and that`s just the start Where d`ya get that notion that you control my heart Silly little scrubber silly little tart You mean nothing to me I`m just playing around Silly little scrubber I give you money and I buy you things Satin dresses and golden rings You know what I want in return for those things So get upstairs when your doorbell rings I`m coming round for the thing that`s mine And you better show me a good time You make it so easy to be cruel And to be greedy and not to care at all You won`t claim no respect So what do you expect Now that it`s time to crawl You only get what you deserve And there`s plenty more in reserve So please don`t be sad, I`m picking up the tab And ain`t it just the best time that a girl ever had