Let us mourn the passing of the weekend My liquor's all dry and gone All my problems haven't been resolved And my headache's grown It's not hell on Earth It's more like a dream It's not like a nightmare anymore Look at my cloven hooves Look at my paraplegic strut I wish you'd do me in, I wish you'd snuff me out So I'd awake with a gun in my mouth, wide eyed for the first time It's more like a dream It's more like a dream to me A splash of cold water, a welcome slap to the face Never ending progress, don't brush your shoulder with your ear And if I second guess the actions that have brought me here I'd awake with a gun in my mouth, wide eyed for the first time It's more like a dream It's more like a dream to me It's not like a nightmare anymore It's more like a dream