Ah Breaker one nine, this here's the lead reindeer, you got a copy on me Frosty come on? Ah ya 10-4 there Frosty, fer sure fer sure, by golly sure hope we still have a holly jolly one come on? Yeah that's a big 10 4 there Frosty, yeah we definitely got our hands full tonight good buddy, mercy sakes alive we need a Christmas Convoy! It was the dark of the moon, and it was Christmas soon Only a day away D.O.T. was cracking down and the toys had been delayed we were stuck in a drift at the ol' North Pole with eight mighty anxious reindeer and if Santa didn't get some help Christmas wouldn't come this year We need a Christmas Convoy this ain't no silent night We need a Christmas Convoy jingle bells and Christmas lights Come on and join the Convoy and nothing's gonna get in our way Santa and his Christmas Convoy in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh Christmas Convoy Breaker Frosty this here's ol' red nose, yeah you wanna move it on over for Santa? Yeah 10-4, he's greasy side up but we're bout' to turn this salt-shaker out well we all pulled outta the 'ol North Pole ears on, eyes open wide we were shaking the bushes, lookin for bear in our triple digit ride That wiggle wagon had his bird dog on as it hovered 'bove the ground red green and white for chicken lights decked out and loud and proud Ah Frosty, yeah we're 10-33 and back door now, you're gonna hafta back off the hammer a bit cause we're double nickle and 'bout to hit the big road Well the big elf blew the doors off his eight reindeer powered ride and flew on past the bear's den in Georgia Overdrive when on the black ice up ahead there proved to be a pinch a barricading roadblock had been set up by the Grinch Well there were teddy bears and cars and trucks and toys of every size teetering out of the top of Santa's shiny ride but Santa couldn't back 'em up no matter what the cost cause if he let that 'ol Grinch stop us this year's Christmas would be lost Ah Rudolph to Santa's Better Half, ah ya Mrs. Clause you're gonna wear your bumper out if you don't back off a bit, we're coming up on antler alley, and we need all the help we can get The grinch and all his henchmen lined up on the road ahead And Santa rolled his window down and his nose and cheeks turned red He pulled his hat on low and tight and put the hammer down and with a ho ho ho, he was slingin snow singin Santa Claus is coming to town! Yeah 10-4 Frosty what's your twenty? Guitar Town! Well they oughta know what to do with them toys down there for sure, well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outa here, so keep the Grinch off your back, and the toys in the sack, we'll catch