Crazy way to get your kicks Shoot the silicone in your lips If your figure makes you sad Suck the fat right of your back Make up your mind about your tits, girls You can puff'm up so no bra will fit girls There's only one thing they can't fix No I won't let you be misled That's the hole in your head Can do nothing ‘bout that Hail hail modern world Hail to all you boys and girls Hail hail the colour green Hail hail to what I've seen Hail hail hail this modern world Tell her that she's beautiful And put her on a Pedestal But as you google triple X Imagination kicks in The more you think about sex boys With someone else the better it gets boys You have a purpose in your life Besides cheating on the wife For fuck sakes show some sense Hail hail modern world Hail to all you boys and girls Hail hail the colour green Hail hail to what I've seen Hail hail hail this modern world These days adoption is a hot thing You can get a child for nearly nothing You take them home to a nanny Buy off your guilt with toys and candy But all the money that you work for girls You can't compare it to love boys There's only one thing they can't fix No I won't let you be misled And that's the hole in you head Can't do nothing 'bout that Hail hail modern world Hail to all you boys and girls Hail hail the color green Hail hail to what I've seen Hail hail hail this modern world Yeah Yeah Yeah