Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh I used to be just like you Doing a little more than what I thought I could handle (Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh) Take a page from this well-worn book A fun night can lead to sex and scandal Dosage is everything, it hurts you or it helps Go take your medicine and call me when you're well Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Thanks for the drink but I think you're over-served I'd rather roll you a joint with weed the bartender sold me (Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh) Good things can be too much or not enough I reach for words dear Henry told me Dosage is everything (Dosage is everything) It hurts you or it helps (Hurts you or it helps) Go take your medicine (Take your medicine) And call me when you're well (Call me, call me) You sing like a bird and I'm sure you'll go far But I can't help you, sittin' drunk at this bar I haven't been back here in thirty-two years Now that I'm older and I'm facing my fear Did we ever run together? Like Finds like Dosage is everything (Dosage is everything) It hurts you or it helps (Hurts you or it helps) Go take your medicine (Take your medicine) And call me when you're well (Call me, call me) (Dosage is everything, it hurts you or it helps) Na, na, na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (Go take your medicine and call me when you're well) Na, na, na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh) Dosage is everything (Dosage is everything) It hurts you or it helps (Hurts you or it helps) Go take your medicine (Take your medicine) And call me when you're well (Call me when you're well) Dosage is everything, it hurts you or it helps (Hurts you or it helps) (Na, na, na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) Go take your medicine and call me when you're well (Na, na, na-na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh