There's a boy out 'luma way Named Joe Eugene He's one mellow-ass son of a bitch-a He loves his wheat grass And cold bean curd He's one healthy-ass son of a bitch-a But late at night He sneaks on down to the liquor store for a bottle of sheep dip Natural Joe Got an easy flow Wherever he goes They say, "Here comes Joe" Joe, he's a happy man And he won't do you wrong He's one respectable son of a bitch-a Now Joe ain't no patriarch But he's smooth with the girls He ain't no chauvinistic son of a bitch-a But late at night He sneaks on down to the porno store for a little bit of... Nature Joe He's hanging low Wherever he goes They say, "Here comes Joe" There's a boy out 'luma way Named Joe Eugene He's one mellow-ass son of a bitch-a He don't like firearms He don't own knives He's one pacifistic son of a bitch-a But late at night He eases on down to the video store For a little bit of... Natural Joe Got an easy flow Wherever he goes They say, "Here comes Joe" Natural Joe Looking slow and low Look, there he goes Go Natural Joe