I Have a fish nailed To a cross On my apartment wall It sings to me with glassy eyes And quotes from Kafka I sings to me An eel is squirming on my couch He's talking up a storm I'm laughing at his face He slithers down across the floor I'm laughing I Have a man It follows my hips with his hands Don't worry (I'm laughing) Dance in the road (I have a man) And it explodes (It follows my lips with his melting eyes) Don't worry Dance in the road Fellow turns a fishy eye from the counter I feel at his hand Stalking in the grey The girl behind the counter Sees a fin (school) An eel slithers to the chalkboard It writes 1 plus 1 plus 2 plus 3 plus 4 plus 5 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 plus 6 Don't worry Dance in the road And it explodes Don't worry Dance in the road The house is reeling I'm kneeling by the tub Lonely is as lonely does Lonely is an eyesore The feeling describes itself I Have a man It follows my hips with his hands I'm laughing At a man It follows my lips with his melting eyes Don't worry Dance in the road And it explodes Don't worry Dance in the road Eye... I'm painting his eye in the middle of the floor Fish is frozen in my living room Stares out of a block of ice With one melting eye... eye... eye... (Whoo!) Aced it Sick