I Buy My Socks On 14th Street

歌詞

Hey! Time to get up, will you hand me my slippers? And I'll take my orange juice in a brandy snifter I'm a great lover and a better listener Huh? What? Did you say somethin'? Were you talking to me? All I see is used condom wrappers on the floor Tricks' numbers on post-its by the door I'll only call back if I want some more And that's the life I live when I'm not on tour You knew I was the new Don Juan when you saw me And you smelled the co-log-ne I just sprayed on me And I know I'm nice Santa don't have to check his list twice Here's some advice don't share your keys Or you might end up with Hepatitis B Buy my CD, mind your Q's and P's And always say "Cheese" for the paparazzis See I don't really care what people think And I don't really care what people do See you don't know me and I don't know you And what? And what? And what? And what? When I hopped the train I always take the seat I don't remember the names of the people I meet I don't need a car because I got two feet And I buy my socks on 14th Street Why's everybody always looking at me? Is it coz' I jerk off for my webcam for free? Coz' I'm picking my nose when I'm thinking somethin' And pullin' the lint out my belly button? (Hey!) I came from Massachusetts and I don't give two shits Watch me pop two zits in your grits I got enthusiasm of a muscle spasm And I'm gonna show my magic wism-rasm-ma-tasm-and-chizasm Yeah, I'm truckin' fast Sweating like my ass crack in yoga class So pass that dutch, I wanna get fucked up Until the sun goes down and comes back up Then goes back down and comes back up Then down, then down, then down, and up! Have you had enough or do you want some more? I put my Adidas Magnums on and I'm out the door See I don't really care what people think And I don't really care what people do See you don't know me and I don't know you And what? And what? And what? And what? When I hopped the train I always take the seat I don't remember the names of the people I meet I don't need a car because I got two feet And I buy my socks on 14th Street So I'm on 14th Street, right? And my look head to toe is tight Til I hit the highway on the west end I bumped into one of my shady friend His name is Jake from way upstate He wants to know if I'll take some Peruvian flakes He said "Make it hot, take a ride in my car!" I said 'Let me think about that for about 8 bars' "No I don't think so, I gotta buy some socks though I'll party tonight when the mood is right Just get the hood and don't be a hater I'll be out tonight", "Alright, catch you later" See I don't really care what people think And I don't really care what people do See you don't know me and I don't know you And what? And what? And what? And what? When I hopped the train I always take the seat I don't remember the names of the people I meet I don't need a car because I got two feet And I buy my socks on 14th Street