Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin' real funky with the muthafuckin' Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school. Too $hort baby, I'm so hard Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard But I'm not here to tell you about me I got a little story about a nasty freak She's the kind of girl you think about in bed Blowjob Betty givin' real good head Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw Sperm on her cheeks is all you saw She could blow more head than a whale blows water Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl A trip & a half around the world Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop She's the kind of girl that make your toes pop Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up Blowjob Betty better blow me up I remember the day when I first met her Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her Walked up to her said My name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for Pimp is my game, I do it the best Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest Well after that, I G'd the freak I used to stop by & fuck about twice a week & from the very first time I went to her house Walked in the door & stuck my dick in her mouth $hort dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna Got a big dick & lay it right on her tonsils Only stick it in about half way back 'Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich Like any other tramp she loved to fuck With any muthafucker got nuts to suck I spit game to the bitch, just like this. Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money? It didn't take long to stay true to the game & get my pimpin' on But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe Bitch ain't about money & she'll never know how to get it Blowjob Betty was dumb A fiend for a fuck & a mouth full of come She made money for a minute but she loved the sex So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette. 6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player One night at a club, she was puttin' in work All you had to do was step up to her She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine So I went in the back room, seen the bitch Slapped her on the head, said "You ready to switch?" & to the players out there Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me 'Cause the player I am 'til the day I'm dead I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head It was all so good & much too true One young freak & a whole damn crew But then I shot that fatal nut Must of knocked that bitch on her ass She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat Me & my homies just hit the door My homeboy said $hort don't worry But that next day I read this story A young girl died just last night She choked on sperm in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck & chest & we're sorry to say there's no suspect When I saw that my brain clicked I bust a nut & killed a bitch It might sound sick, it might be petty But you never got sucked by Blowjob Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty! Bitch! Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it.