Maybe someday, I'll go back again to Ireland If my dear old wife would pass away Sure she nearly has my heart broke with her naggin' She's got a mouth as big as Galway Bay See her drinkin' 16 pints of Pabst Blue Ribbon And then she can walk home without a sway If the sea were beer instead of salty water She would live and die in Galway Bay See her drinkin' 16 pints of Padgo Murphy's When the barman says "I think its time to go" She doesn't try to speak to him in gaelic But in a language that the clergy do not know On her back she has tattooed a map of Ireland And when she takes her bath on Saturday She rubs the Sunlight Soap around by Claddagh Just to watch the suds roll down by Galway Bay