Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs I hate Chicago I'm changing planes in Dallas, I ain't going through O'Hare It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't really care I hate Chicago Chorus: Sarah told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named Tony Guess where they live now I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why I hate Chicago From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow The rock band in the '80's to the Oprah Winfrey show I hate Chicago (Repeat Chorus) Sarah used to talk about How one day we would settle down Find ourselves and old farmhouse On the outskirts of a small town (Repeat Chorus) That's right I hate Chicago I hate Chicago Man, I hate Chicago