One feeds on yummy blood One lives on plants and mold One has bionic legs One thrives in hot and cold Mouth parts, all snarl and gnash This war will soon begin Invertebrate and wingless clash Of the two of them who will win? Flea vs. Mite Fighting with bites Flea vs. Mite Two millimeters long Five times the strength of man Blood sucking in the day Like a vampire with no plan Forty seven thousand kinds Of insects in the pitch Jumping thirteen inches high Till you can't tell which is which Flea vs. Mite Fighting with bites Flea vs. Mite Fighting with bites Fight As the signal flairs explode And the armies both collide From the swirling battle flow We can hear the announcer cry Flea vs. Mite There's a fight in the night Flea vs. Mite There's a fight in the night Flea vs. Mite There's a fight in the night Flea vs. Mite There's a fight There's a fight