Dog Years

歌詞

They said I have a universal blood type I can give to anyone in need But only receive from someone exactly like me And I'm trying to B positive, but O it's really hard I'm a loner, I'm a loser Won't you shoot me in the yard? Put me down like a lame horse Or send me to the farm where all the dogs go I've been a really good dog Can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl Can we go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite Really bite 'Cause my dog died last year, he fell asleep in my embrace And the very last thing I told him was "See you soon and we can race" You know a mercy-kill is what I seek I didn't ask to live, but dying's up to me I've been a really good dog Can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl Can we go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite Well, they say all dogs go to heaven Well, what about a bitch? What about an evil girl left lying in a ditch? Tell the three people who ask that I am in a better place With lots of trees and lots of grass And lots of lots of chocolate cake 'Cause I'm not old but I am tired I'm not strong, I'm very weak I'm not old but I am tired I'm not here, I'm somewhere else I'm not old but I am tired I'm one hundred ninety-six in dog years I have seen enough I've seen it all I've been a really good dog Can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl Can we go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite Put me down like a lame horse Or send me to the farm where all the dogs go