You can't blend in down in San Jacinto With long blond hair and an orange El Camino Two things I never thought I'd need to get by A .38 Special and an alibi Oh, wicked is as wicked does And if this ain't wicked Well it's close enough I thought I was good And maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does There's a Thunderhead forming in the rearview mirror Every time I check, it's a little bit nearer Whatever I get, I guess I've earned But I never heard anyone who didn't deserve it Oh, wicked is as wicked does And if this ain't wicked Well it's close enough I thought I was good And maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does Something had to happen Something had to be done And it turns out I'm pretty good with a gun It doesn't make it right But it is what it is And any mama in the world would've done what I did Hey, wicked is as wicked does And if this ain't wicked Well it's close enough I thought I was good And maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does I thought I was good And maybe I was But wicked is as wicked does You can't blend in down in San Jacinto With long blond hair and an orange El Camino