We had a little fight tonight buddy it got vicious And all the way out the door, I was duckin' dishes I thought I'd let her simmer down just a few degrees So I came in here to have a beer or two or three That's when I do my best drinkin' when I'm thinkin' about her All the fussin' and fightin', leaves me dyin' of thirst Go ahead and take the keys to my car, make a little room at the bar Cause buddy when the troubles starts that's when I do my best drinkin' Now give me somethin' cold and wet in a long neck bottle Cause she said, "Some things to me tonight that were hard to swallow" It's gonna take me all night long to wash 'em down Cause when she makes me lose my cool one thing I've found That's when I do my best drinkin' when I'm thinkin' about her All the fussin' and fightin', leaves me dyin' of thirst Go ahead and take the keys to my car, make a little room at the bar Cause buddy when the troubles starts that's when I do my best drinkin' I ain't seein' double yet, set 'em up Joe's I ain't as think as you drunk I am, hell you outta know That's when I do my best drinkin' when I'm thinkin' about her All the fussin' and fightin', leaves me dyin' of thirst Yeah go ahead and take the keys to my car, make a little room at the bar Cause buddy when the troubles starts that's when I do my best drinkin' Well, I'll tell you when I've had enough, I'm just gettin' loosened up Cause buddy when love gets tough that's when I do my best drinkin'