I heard this guy say once that if I had the money then I'd buy All the happiness that money could buy I'd have ten stretch limos like a movie star And a room in my house just for my guitar And if I had money then I'd only wear Sean John Eat my cereal with Grey Poupon In a swimmin' pool about one mile long With speakers underwater playin' this song Man, whatcha doin'? Don't you know that money can't buy you love? It can't make you happy Happy like havin' someone to laugh with Man, whatcha doin'? Don't you know that money can't make it right You need to love yourself, my man Before you love somebody else Man, sit down and listen to me for a second I'm not tryin' to be the sound of a broken record But every day you live your life thinkin' this is all there is, You're cheatin' yourself outta somethin' special, and he said If I had the money then I'd buy All the happiness that money could buy I'd have ten stretch limos like a movie star And a room in my house just for my guitar And if I had money then I'd only wear Sean John Eat my cereal with Louie Vuitton In a swimmin' pool about one mile long With speakers underwater playin' this song Man, whatcha doin'? Don't you know that money can't buy you love? It can't make you happy Happy like havin' someone to laugh with Man, whatcha doin'? Don't you know that money can't make it right You need to love yourself, my man Before you love somebody else