They say it's off the record, got to keep it clean Can't be too abusive, be too obscene But he's got a plan to build a future He's been putting it off for way too long Another safety pin put though his cheek And he's three chords short of a punk rock song (Chorus:) Wicked is as wicked does He'll fight it 'till the end He'll show his finger then say: I'm a wicked one (X3) I'M A WICKED ONE! He's a sterotype bastard and he likes it that way Can't be all that happy, can't be all that gay (Chorus) They say get off the stage, they say get outta here Can't be all that punk rock, can't be all that queer He'll make them wish they never knew him He'll make them pay for being wrong But he doesn't really know how to do that So we'll give him three chords to his punk rock song (Chorus)