I met this real cool dude today Looking like Jack Palance He said, "I wanna get through to you And help you find your talent." He said that if I had a certain style Then stuff would start to happen He said that soon he was going away 'Cause he's a major talent Talent, fighting on the East Side Talent, taking on the West Side Talent, fucking up the North Side He's a major talent Talent, fighting on the East Side Talent, taking on the West Side Talent, fucking up the North Side He's a major talent (I don't know) I said that he was getting through to me And I would take his challenge And maybe soon I'd be going away 'Cause I had certain talents Talent, fighting on the East Side Talent, taking on the West Side Talent, fucking up the North Side I'm a major talent Talent, fighting on the East Side Talent, taking on the West Side Talent, fucking up the North Side I met this dude today Down in the sewers of Paris Was hiding from the sun What a waste of talent