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Paris For President! At the palms chilling with the martini Paris For President! Your commander in bikini When they tell you bout my policies To stop the player hating on the USA Nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today You can light in the motorcade in my hyper pink Escalade Paris For President! Not another oldie cliche Paris For President! You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig Make sure that shit it matches your skin tone You can trust me with my finger on the button (nucular) Is a vocabulary don't Trading in the cabinet for a walk in closet Hey! (Hey!) Paris For President! America should put me in charge Paris For President! Look at Bush it can't be that hard Simon Cowell he might be a little mean But when his kicked his bucket I'll put him the courts to clean, Then I'll paint the white house pink and move to Maui Paris For President! A proponent of clean energy Paris For President! The real maverick in DC Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot I'll make a department called the fashion police, Boost the economy with all of the new jobs Make over lady liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein Hey! Paris For President! Get your cute little butt out there and vote, Paris For President! To spend some beauty tips and hope Paris For President... Hey! Paris For President... Hey!