There is a dogshit in my garden When I cut my grass The dogshit is no longer in my garden It is a-sittin on my footsole Smell like a doggies ass And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden. You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt, But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit. No, no, no, no, no... Ba-dab, ba-dab... Was it a monkyman? (Ooooooh no) Oh, no, no, no, no, no.... Was it an ottoman? (Ooooooh no) Oh, no, no, no, no, no.... Was it an uffeman? (Ooooooh no) Was it a superwoman? (Ooooooh no) Nææææh for: Superwoman don't know how to shit Den må vi bare have en gang til, Og så' I alle sammen med, Og så siger vi, Som om vi intet har høøøøørt: Was it a superwoman? (ooooooh no) Nææææh for: Superwoman don't know how to shit Det er bare smukt, sån' er det... Was it a rastaman? (ooooooh no) Was it a pastaman? (ooooooh no) Was it a walkman? (ooooooh no) Was it an Ellerman? (ooooooh no) Was it a Kellerman? (ooooooh no) Was it a Kellerman? (maybe!!!!) Was it a dobberman? (oooooooooooh yeeeeeaaaaaah) You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt, But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt, But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit Wo, wo, wob'n, yeah, yeah Wooooh... Tak ska' I ha'!