Got a letter just this morning It was postmarked Omaha It was typed and neatly written Offering me this better job Better job with higher wages Expenses paid and a car But I'm on TV here locally I can't quite, I'm a star I come on the TV Grinninen, wearing pistols and a hat It's a kiddy's show and I'm a hero Of the youger sat I'm the number one attraction In every supermarket parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot Kansas City Star, That's what I are, Yoodledy you aught to see my car, I drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels I got rhinestones on my spokes, I've got credit down at the grocery store And my barber tells me jokes I'm the number one attraction In every supermarket parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot Da da da da de da Baa ba de baa ba ba bu Baa ba bee Baa Ba buu buu diddly Ba da da da da da Kansas City Star, That's what I are, Yoodledy you aught to see my car, I drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels I got rhinestones on my spokes, I've got credit down at my grocery store And my barber tells me jokes I'm the number one attraction In every supermarket parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City No thanks Omaha, thanks a lot Stay tuned we're going to have a Pye Pye cartoon in a minute