She left the cat in the air with something dead in its mouth Packed her garbage collection in a bag And then she headed down south All join in the behavioural sink She was on drugs, now she's on the brink She's the angriest animal ever She came through on the phone like a native She's a yo yo You get a slap in the head for your birthday honey It's not my fault if everybody wants to Now I'm going just as fast as I can And I still feel like the elephant man He's the king of inanimate objects He woke up too late as usual Yeah, right We live in a sink of iniquity Nothing we do makes sense Queuing at the checkout of the twentieth century Nothing we do makes sense It's modern living on sweets And it's modern too to live on the streets Animals all go everywhere head first That's how when they bump into things it hurts She's the angriest animal ever She fell off the plane like a waitress She's a yo yo (x5) Mr. Norris turned left at the lights in Berlin It's so appropriate it makes me grin Shoop! Shoop! Put him with the others!