28 Butts

歌詞

It's a typical day in the universe Another MC spits a puny verse I try to get through my day without sayin? a curse Because I curse too much and such and such I try to improve my vocabulary I try to cut out eatin? meat and dairy I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy 'Cause I lost my innocence I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time ?Cause I know Jesus was a rock star And it was Elvis who turned water into wine I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in a zoo I wanna own a llama, I want less drama in my life I think I really wanna be a happy housewife I got 28 butts in the ashtray I gotta pace myself, I'm smokin? like a chimney Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied I know you wouldn't put it past me I really know how to party, reminisce about the day When I was swiggin? my Bacardi 28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me Keepin? myself company I think back all the days I was smokin? carawhack It was really kinda like an addiction, non fiction Just readin? my days and nights away I used to pray to a funny little fat man 'Til I found out he was Santa Clause 'Cause Saint Nick never brought shit And there I go cursin? again I'm my only friend and I'm definitely my very worst enemy It kinda triggers a memory, let's bring it back to 83 When I ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds Suddenly there was a watermelon growin? in my tummy I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine I got 28 butts in the ashtray I gotta pace myself, I'm smokin? like a chimney Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied I know you wouldn't put it past me I really know how to party, reminisce about the day When I was swiggin? my Bacardi 28 butts in the ashtray?cause it's just me Keepin? myself company Hey mama, are you proud of me? I applied for a job at MickeyD's I gotta do somethin? with my life Because my idle time is eatin? me Like I'm a super sized french fry Drenched in ketchup, fryin? over patch up But I know I taste better than that Like they used to taste before they outlawed trans fat I got 28 butts in the ashtray I gotta pace myself, I'm smokin? like a chimney Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied I know you wouldn't put it past me I really know how to party, reminisce about the day When I was swiggin? my Bacardi 28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me Keepin? myself company