Empty house, empty rooms Empty bottle of Petron I need to go out but not around here There ain't nowhere we haven't gone There's this travel agent That I know who says Cozumel is real nice And so he got me a deal on a flight And a room and a little bit of free advice Don't drink the water I told him that's OK I ain't going down To Mexico to drink the water anyway Blake ain't you been there before I've been there a time or two They got some sweet senoritas That are more than glad to meet you But I'm telling you boy that whatever you do Don't drink the water Ok, ok I ain't going down To Mexico to drink the water anyway Corona or Tecate Or my old friend Jose I ain't going down To Mexico to drink the water anyway On this trip anything I sip Better have a kick and a burn Strong enough to get you off my mind Little by little and a little grub of worm Don't drink the water That's what they say I ain't going down To Mexico to drink the water anyway No one I know goes to Mexico To drink the water anyway