London Bridge is falling down Say the people in my town They're the ones who bring it down My fair lady-o London Bridge is falling up Say the tea leaves in my cup Guess the cup is cracking up My fair lady-o London Bridge is up for sale Booze heads put my friend in jail Spent my bridge money on bail My fair lady-o If the bridge belonged to me I would serve you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls would be My fair lady-o On the bridge there stands a car Painted with peculiar flowers It's the Beatles' it's not ours My fair lady-o London Bridge is falling down London Bridge is coming down Coming down on London Bridge Ice cubes melting in my fridge Coming down on London Bridge Mutton rotting in my fridge Coming down on London Bridge My fair lady-o