Well she was standing in the bar I said, "Hello, how do you do?" She handed me a beer with a candle She spoke of places I had never been That she had traveled to And we slowed danced along to faster tunes I made her laugh, I made a pass, I showed her my half dollar ring She said, "That's pretty cool, But classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool" So later on the crowd calmed down And I believe it was until Something drew me closer to her lips So picture my surprise when I had tried to lean in for a kiss And she just smiled and turned her head down I asked her, "Why?" and she replied, "It was nothing I was doing nothing wrong, its just what it is" Oh, classy girls don't kiss in bars like this No, classy girls don't kiss in bars Boys will break their backs and hearts But its alright, the hardest part is through