Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota There lived a young boy name o' Rocky Raccoon-a And one day his woman ran off with another guy Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that He said, "I'm gonna get that boy" So one day he walked into town Booked himself a room in the local saloon Rocky Raccoon Checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come Equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival His rival, it seems Had broken his dreams By stealing the girl of his fancy Her name was Magill And she called herself Lil But everyone knew her as Nancy Now, she and her man Who called himself Dan Were in the next room at the hoedown A-Rocky burst in And grinning a grin He said, "Danny, boy, this is a showdown!" But Daniel was hot And he drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner Aah Da-d'n da da da da da Daa-d'l da da da da da Daa-d'l da da da da da Da-da da da-da ndoo ndoo-doo-doo Dooodle-doo-doo-doo ndoo-doo-dooo Dooodle-doo-doo-doo ndoo-doo-dooo Doo doodle-doo doo-doodle-doo Doo-doodle-doo doo-doodle-doo La-ta ndoo dloo-doo-doo Now the doctor came in Stinking of gin And proceeded to lie on the table He said, "Rocky, you met your match" And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch And I'll be better I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able" A-now Rocky Raccoon He fell back in his room Only to find Gideon's Bible (Daa da-da-da) A-Gideon checked out (Poor) And he left it no doubt (Rocky) To help with good Rocky's revival (Ohhh) Aah Oh, yeah, yeah'n Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo Dooo doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo Dooo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo Ndoo doo-doo-doo Dooo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo Come on, Rocky, boy Dooo d'n-doo doo doo-doo Come on, Rocky, boy Doo doo doo doo doo-ta-doo ta-doo-ta-da A-sorry, Rocky, da-da-da