If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me Got Mike He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in your zapitos You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if we don't play they show They don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SO All these mags try and use our ass So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers I don't know what you take us as Or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches nigga we ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge And I'm about to.. The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law I got two choices yall pull over the car or Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So i...pull over to the side of the road And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?" Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo? "Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four" "Liscense and regestration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit "Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" "Or somebody important or somethin?" Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me (Everything you say to me) I got 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) (I need a little room to breathe) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) (Everything you say to me) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) (I need a little room to breathe) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to ..BREAK) Shut up when I'm talking to you Shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up (blood is pouring) Shut up when I'm talking to you Shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up (blood is pouring) SHUT UP .I'm about to BREAK (Everything you say to me) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) (I need a little room to breathe) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) (Everything you say to me) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) (I need a little room to breathe) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (And I'm about to break) If your havin girl problems I feel bad for your son (Everything you say to me) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [takes me one step closer to the edge] (And I'm about to break) (I need a little room to breathe) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [cause I'm one step closer to the edge] (And I'm about to break) If you're havin girl problems I feel bad for your son (Everything you say to me) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [takes me one step closer to the edge] (And I'm about to break) (I need a little room to breathe) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [cause I'm one step closer to the edge] (And I'm about to break) (Everything you say to me) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [takes me one step closer to the edge] (And I'm about to ..BREAK!!) Hit me I really smashed it.. ha ha Peace.. (Grazie a Lensy88 per questo testo)