Hey I musta done it 'Cause someone else won it Least I know I ain't got it now Cut for a fiver In the dili-diver Another card has blown me out Ace King Queen thinks Jack I think I'll hit the sack And say a prayer to my guardian angel Who's been sayin' that he's willing and he's able To make enough money for a gay hoe Ace King Queen alright Jack Pawned the bird's locket Got eight into my pocket Still, she never was the one Called her a trollop She gave me a wallop Jeez, gonna have to watch it now Ace King Queen thinks Jack I think I'll hit the sack And say a prayer to my guardian angel Who's been promisin' one day I'll leave the table With enough to buy a house like Betty Grable Ace King Queen alright Jack Oops semolina Urggh sauerkraut Chewing gum trampled on the ground Hey I musta done it 'Cause someone else won it Least I know I ain't got it now No more