You better toss your bullets You better hide your guns You better help the children Let 'em have some fun You better count your blessings Kiss your mom and pa You better burn that flag 'Cause it ain't against the law You better pledge allegiance You're not the only one Listen up forefathers I'm not your son You better save the country You better pass the flask You better join the army I said, "No thank you, dear old Uncle Sam." You better toss tour bullets You better hide your guns You better help the children Let 'em have some fun, some fun, some fun