Beefsteak Charlie says to Porky the Pig "I can see the party lights Someone's throwin' a bash and it sure looks big Down at the slaughterhouse tonight." Say, let's get together and hit the buffet You might as well stuff yourself, They'll only throw it away Old Colonel Sanders says to Elsie the Cow "Golly, baby you're the one Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, Pickle, cheese, onions on a sesame seed bun." Say, we just got time for a roll in the hay Might as well stuff yourself They've come to take you away I know where you're going, I can tell Don't go looking for me down in Hamburger Hell Don't misunderstand me, I wish you well Don't go looking for me down in Hamburger Hell