Sixteen years old looking for a hideaway I'm a set designer my Mum and Dad thinking I'm gay I'm a lazy bugger but I like my sport Like girls and music, I'm happy, happy sort of a guy <♪> But there's one thing I'm lacking it's sexual experience So I ask you, my sweetheart save me from this wilderness I've dreamed honey of a night like this <♪> Where I come from love is just a hole in the wall And the steel mills ring out and generations heed the call And the rain never stops and the skies are grey And the chance of romance slim as a bright sunny day This is partly the reason I'm so overwhelmed and shy Because your beauty, by contrast is gonna make a young man cry I've dreamed honey of a night like this I've schemed honey of a night like this You don't know what it means to a boy from a suburban home To be left with a woman like you completely alone I've dreamed honey of a night like this <♪> Nice place you've got here, babe never seen a house like this Pool like an ocean bed like a football pitch All the guys at the boozer won't believe my luck But it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke than me So here we are, the record's gotten stuck in the groove My knees are trembling c'mon baby, make a move I've dreamed honey of a night like this I've schemed honey of a night like this I've dreamed, I've schemed, honey of a night like this I've dreamed honey of a night like this