There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and so few Hanukah songs So I thought we'd try this one for you Put on your yamakah Here comes Hanukah So much funikah to celebrate Hanukah here Hanukah is The festival of lights Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me David Lee Roth Lights the Menorah So do James Cann Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shora Guess who eats together at the Carnegi Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzarelli Paul Newman is half Jewish Goldie Hawn is too Put them both together what a FINE looking Jew You don't have to Deck the Halls with Jingle Bell Rock 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock (Both Jewish) Put on your yamakah Here comes Hannukah Some much funikah to Celebrate Hanukah OJ Simpson Not a Jew But guess who is Hall o' Famer Rod Carew We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish Not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are on my list Tom Cruise isn't But Jesus Christ is Put on your yamakah Here comes Hannukah So much funikah to Celebrate Hanukah here Hanukah is The festival of lights Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights So tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Hanukah And don't forget harmonica On this lovely lovely Hanukah So drink your gin and tonicah Don't smoke your marijuanikah If you really really wannukah Have a happy happy happy happy Hanukah Oh yes Happy Hanukah You'all