People, if they choose you, then they want you to decide But you'd rather relax, kick back, enjoy the ride There's a catagory if you're straight or gay You're a wild card gambler and you like it both ways Everybody wants you when you're bi Looking at the girls and eyeing all the guys Everybody loves you when you're bi But the tension and the passion's double amplified My lover told me, well, that she's bi I wanted to scream, there were tears in my eyes She said baby, baby, don't you cry 'Cause the one I am with, you've been seeing on the side Everybody wants you when you're bi Eating with the girls and laughing with the guys Everybody loves you when you're bi But the tension and the passion's double amplified Everybody wants you when you're bi Feeling all the girls and touching all the guys Well, everybody loves you when you're bi Well a friend of a friend of a friend told me Everybody's messed up with their sexuality Well a friend of a friend of a friend told me I need a closet big enough to live in A closet for the whole world to live in I want a closet big enough to live in A closet for the whole world to live in Everybody wants you when you're bi Loving all the girls and loving all the guys Everybody needs you when you're bi But the tension and the passion's double amplified Everybody wants you That's right Everybody needs you Um-hum Everybody likes you I'll bet Everybody loves you Everybody, yeah Everybody Everybody, come on now Everybody, not me Everybody, whoo Everybody, yeah Everybody, come on now Everybody Well everybody loves you Bi Licking all the girls Licking all the guys Everybody's fucked up with their sexuality You like it both ways Like it both ways Bi