Carla's Tarantulas

歌詞

Carla: So i had a little brunch, lunch Had a few cocktails? Carla: Everything, everything You know Yeah Carla: No not today cause they were a little green by georgetown so we didnt risk it You have to put them in the oven to ripen And then when you want the pomegranates and all that other stuff that we bought presidiums You have to put bananas by your vegetables for your fruits to ripen cause theres a gas that comes off Goes off? it explodes? Carla: Goes off the bananas but it actually speeds the ripening process so you know you dont know produce Well, the life cycle of a banana, yeah i mean Carla: You know, you can um get high off the skins, did you ever try that? Really? you smoke the skins? Carla: Yeah, i think my brother tried that, no, im kidding, I never smoked the skins before Carla: No no, it wasnt him but it still the uh, what you have to do is you there is a oil in the skins or something that if you burn it No You know what that was? You know that banana skins are poisonous? Yeah, might be Carla: You know why? Cause the tarantulas Tarantulas? Carla: They do, the tarantulas From mexico? Carla: Dude dont you guys read national geographic around here? Yeah, i used to see the nice pictures of naked black women Carla: Uganda, you got it So anyway, um i had a uganda party over the other day they, still dont know how to put their clothes on They dont even have zippers nowadays Whos that? the tarantulas? Carla: No, they use banana skins So anyway, uh theyre slippery, you know so dont ever leave banana peels out because you could slide, like in the air, double toe loop I just watched ice skating, you guys are psychotic you have like, no idea whats going on in reality I have no clue whats going on in ice skating Carla: You do too Ice skating? Carla: You have to go home you know, all the mexicans, puerto ricans, blacks, everybody out on the streets right now, i had to go through the heart of little mexico, little puerto rico, little honduras, everything today How'd you like it? Carla: I ruled You ruled all over the puerto ricans and mexicans? Carla: Everybody Thats a nice thing Carla: I ruled You know i put in **unintelligible** tape, you want to hear it? Sure Carla: I dont have it home You dont have it? Carla: My my my its in my jacket the whole time, ill go get it Sorry, its in the car, cause i went to see if it would work and it didnt cause my how do i fix my You went to the car that quick? Carla: How do i fix my cassette player in the car, thats probably why i didnt mention it, cause thats really important Are you in the car right now? Carla: Oh. no. Cell phone? Got the hose in the window? Carla: No Later? Carla: How do i fix it, do i get tape cleaner or something? Youre drinking tape cleaner? Carla: Well put this in, see what this is.. everything i own is really good Thats why **unintelligible** You rule, everything that you own is great Carla: Oh this is live, its fun too, no, its the smashing pumpkins good Cool Carla: This is when they blacked out This is when they were good, they did lots of smack Carla: Thank you A little accident there. George jetson i didnt know he was in the pumpkins Carla: I didnt know i had this because i must have been sleeping with this tape Is that 16volt you are listening to? Carla: No, hold on, let me fast forward I fast for. oh, this is the fuckin radio This is actually joe jackson Its not being taped This is good, you wanna hear it? Crank it up! Carla: Bom bom oh, hes my favorite Joe jackson plays with 16volt? Carla: Oh, sorry dude, i gotta listen to joe jackson, i figured youd have a problem with it, but i think you can deal with it Have you ever heard of the band called 16volt? Carla: No There was this guy who had a really stupid band Yeah thats him Carla: No, its called sunset and vine but their Sun sun, 16volt? Can you say that for me? Carla: What, okay ill turn it down no, alright, ill put that phone down goodnight Is that your mom? Carla: Stop, i just wanted to see something im thats very rude of you i think you are getting a little bit over tired. Hello? Hello, who was that? Carla: Vinnie, shes really great Vinnie? Carla: Yeah She? Carla: Joe jacksons on See she wouldnt.. she she was just, her nerves are really bad right now, she had to worry about last weekend You ever seen a band called 16volt? Carla: No! Turn the fucking mic off!