A year ago, to this day My friend Janie went away Said that she was getting tired Of people laughing all the time The local boys all pulled her hair And they sent her letter bombs It's funny since she reappeared She's been acting pretty weird Janie's got a dissolvo ray (dissolvo ray a-dissolvo) She's comin' boys, better get away Yeah, she's comin' home She's bringing friends She's an awful lot different than when she left She knows it's wrong But she's made her choice She knows the difference between girls and boys And... Janie's got a dissolvo ray (dissolvo ray a-dissolvo) She's comin' boys, better be afraid