Now some cows they give butter And some give cottage cheeeeeeeese! And some got great big utters Only find the daughter-rated sleeze But me, I don't want no half & half I want it unhomogenized Gonna get the cream off the top now baby Hit me in the face with your cream pie! Givin' up the Cream Of The Crust Just can't get enough Got to be the Cream Of The Crust The butcher goes to work in the mornin' And the baker bakes all night But the milkman comes all around the clock To stimulate your appetite And if his milk don't do the trick Got a little somethin' that's a'sweet and thick Gonna take the cream off the top, drink every drop Sweet cream, now baby take a sip! Givin' up the Cream Of The Crust Just can't get enough Got to be the Cream Of The Crust I wanna take you on back on the farm Gonna take you down in the dairy barn I wanna walk you right through the stall Gonna take a cow right by the balls I wanna squeeze with all my might Baby you can help me when you squeeze so tight And when the cream comes up You gonna jump and shout You gonna drink sweet cream tonight! Givin' up the Cream Of The Crust Just can't get enough Got to be the Cream Of The Crust I only want the Cream Of The Crust Just can't get enough Got to be the Cream Of The Crust