If Pinocchio was real Kind a wonder how he'd feel Couldn't hide behind a smile or a selfie He'd be cursing out his dad Cuz the world can be so bad Being honest all the time just isn't healthy He'd be sayin why the hell'd you make me? Everybody just thinks that I'm crazy No one warned me friends are really flaky And the world keeps gettin darker on the daily If Pinocchio was real Kinda wonder how he'd feel Couldn't hide behind a smile or a selfie He'd be cursing out his dad Cuz the world can be so bad Being honest all the time just isn't healthy Global warming makes him really anxious But taking all his meds makes him complacent Fitting in just ain't no simple business When you got a nose that grows like interest If Pinocchio was real Kinda wonder how he'd feel Couldn't hide behind a smile or a selfie He'd be cursing out his dad Cuz the world can be so bad Being honest all the time just isn't healthy Why do I have to be honest all the time? I just want to be like everybody else! They're not honest all the time! If Pinocchio was real Kinda wonder how he'd feel Couldn't hide behind a smile or a selfie He'd be cursing out his dad Cuz the world can be so bad Being honest all the time just isn't healthy