I?m overworked and I?m overweight I can?t remember when I last had a date Oh, I didn?t expect it to go down this way I used to love and I used to be loved And now love?s a scary thing to think of Oh, I didn?t expect it to go down this way I been dating for years, honey, that ain?t natural I thought by now I?d find my man and settle down Ain?t a good one left in town I?m lonely, how in the world did I end up lonely? I knew life would be hard, but I didn?t know how hard I thought by now I?d be happy Who?s happy? Honey, not me I?m lonely, how in the world did I end up lonely? Oh, I didn?t expect it to go down this way No, I didn?t expect it to go down this way Oh I, I didn?t expect it to go down this way