The Money Song

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If you got it you don't need it If you need it you don't got it You don't get shame on you Funny funny funny what money can do Them that have it get more of it Less they need it the more they love it And it sticks to them like glue Funny funny funny what money can do Ask the rich man he'll confess Money can't buy happiness Ask the poor man he don't doubt But he'd rather be miserable with than without If you spend it please be wiser If you save it you're a miser You don't want it you're cuckoo Funny funny funny what money can do La la money Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing I'm singing This is singing Don't you like it No I don't like it you want to sing with me Can I sing with you Sure you can All right If I do not need it badly Folks will give it to you gladly But I need it Nuts to you Funny funny funny what money can do If I am lucky and I make it You'll be frightened But who can take it The Internal Revenoooooooo Funny funny funny what money can do Birds don't got it still they sing Eating winds up on the wing Ideal lives some folks affirm So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman It's a bad thing oh yes very For the germs and sanitary Will you have some Oh thank you Funny funny funny what money can do Mumble jumble If I got it Who's got it I don't need it But I need it If you need it And I need it You don't got it But I want it You can't get it shame on you What can I do Funny funny funny what money can do Them that have it Where'd they get it Get more of it Can they keep it The less they need it Who don't need it The more they love it And how they love it And it sticks to them like glue Boo hoo Funny funny funny what money can do Money money we love you Funny funny funny you can do