Saw you come through them swingin' doors Had'em hangin on ya, Couldn't hold one more You walked by with a silly grin They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin Chorus: Eugene you genius What book did you read That made you so smart You could steal a heart Anytime that you please Eugene you genius Could you teach me It's more than the way you comb your hair That's makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare Tell me Eugene I just gotta know Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store It is something that you tell'em Love letters that you mail-em Your secrets safe with me To get those kind of glances Do you have to take classes For a master romeo degree